January 2010
welovestopmotion:
Genius.
According to recent studies...
The majority of gay people are “unhappy” although gay means “happy”
I love contradictions.
My Pickup Lines Ep. 2
Me: Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
You: Haha if you say so.
Me: You dig me. ;)
Je ne sais pas de français.
I love contradictions.
My Pickup Lines Ep. 1
Me: Were you from Camp Rock?
You: No why?
Me: Because you rock my world baby.
You: Your so cheesy.
Me: But you like it don't you.
You: Haha.
Me: Yes that's what I thought.
Dialogue between Tegan and Sara.
Sara: A friend recently told me that first base is sex and second base is bum sex.
Tegan: I am home run.
I can't wait to get to home run.
Why my mother thinks I'm gay.
Mom: Hey Fabian what's all that noise coming from the room?
Me: We were playing around mom you know how guys are.
Mom: Oh so what do you mean by "Playing"?
Me: Mom I'm not gay!
Mom: It's okay I'm your mother and I love you.
Me: Mom trust me I'm not like that.
Mom: If you say so son.
Thanks a lot Hector and Mikey.
: P
Dialogue between Tegan and Sara.
Tegan: This record is about reflecting experiences more than just love. And what is more important than love in this world? Love is what you give that makes you who you are. Love is a gift. And that's all we're writing about and how you get it shoved down your throat and then it cracks your heart open and then you just diarrhea it out.
Sara: That's so gross.
fabianfrench
el-tee:
Hey dude. Nice username. Haa
And thanks for the follow.
-el-tee.
You are very welcomed Lezlie Peanut.
My adventure this vacation.
I was very excited when this 3 week vacation started. But it just turned out to be very dull. It had it’s highlights but the dull times overshadowed them very easily. Although it was a dull vacation I wish I had a week of vacation left. I enjoyed relaxing and sleeping the days away. I invited a few friends over this vacation. Oh well I can’t wait for this vacation to end now I guess....
Nothing’s gonna change my world.
– John Lennon.